Water Lords

Reality TV is about to be kicked in the nads... Gulf Coast Marine Patrol officers, Dewey Phillips and Julio Fernandez are two tough talking, eccentric, simpletons whose extreme tactics and imprudent methods of protecting the waterways are about to be served up as the latest reality TV fodder. Julio, a Cuban immigrant, is married to Victoria, an ageless beauty intent on using this new opportunity to reignite her long since abandoned career as an actress/singer. Dewey is married to Tracey, an unrefined waitress he met at Knockers Wing House. Having likely been a D- student all her life, Tracey is determined to thicken Dewey's skin with the hope of grooming him to one day become Sergeant, making her the "first lady of the marine patrol!" The two couples live together on a waterfront property Victoria won in her latest divorce. Julio and Victoria occupy the fairy-tale main house while Dewey, Tracey and their infant son live in the desperately understated guest cottage. Our subjects believe their lives are the picture of perfection, heading for greatness but the "reality" is anything but! - IMDb